Pet-sitting the crocodile next door (Chapter 1)

Almond-eyed wanderer
3 min readMay 5, 2021
Illustrated by Almond-eyed wanderer

When I was 14 years old and looking for a summer job, I came across an ad seeking a local pet-sitter. It read:

Pet-sitter wanted. $30 an hour. P.S. Ask for Bacon and Eggs. — Lesley

Wanting to sound all grown-up for the role, I got my older sister to phone the number on the ad. When she hung up, I could hardly…